Gerald Contemplates God – Fiction

(c) Jen from Blog it or Lose it!
(c) Jen from Blog it or Lose it!

“I ain’t the most religious guy, but you’ve got to admit, those Bible-thumpers know a thing or two about art and architecture,” Gerald said to me as he gazed at the constellation of gold tiles that defined the chapel’s ceiling. “Maybe that’s why people turn to religion if they weren’t brought-up on it–they’re too attracted to beauty.”

Gerald rubbed his chin, “Then again, it seems a bit too tacky, like they’re trying too hard.”

“Yeah,” I said. “You would think they would do better if they’re trying to make a tribute to God.”

“Nah, they’re not doing this for God. Besides, do you really think God gives a crap about some shiny shit in a building? Haven’t you ever thought it weird that God would care if we worshiped him or not? Does God have an ego, like us?”

“Let’s hope not, for this artist’s sake.”

A non-story inspired by Bastet’s Friday Flash Fiction Challenge from We Drink. Check out the other entries!

Basquiat (1996) – Movie Review

After wanting to cleanse my system of schlock like Jack the Reaper and Shadow People I decided to watch Basquiat, a movie directed by Julian Schnabel, about the titular artist who moves from squalor to fame and then dies at the age of 27 from a heroin overdose. I was wary of this film for a number of reasons, mostly because it is a movie about an artist and such films are usually pretty bad, perpetuating bad cliches and stereotypes about the “tortured soul” of the artist and his search for “truth.” They also tend to be uninteresting–focusing on, instead of the art itself, the melodrama and various “scandals” the artist may have experienced. Another reason for my doubt was the fact that Jean Michel Basquiat was simply not a good artist and whose work resembled the scribblings of third-grader trying to imitate Picasso. But I decided to open myself up to the film, after all Basquiat boasts a great cast consisting of Jeffrey Wright, Benicio Del Toro, Dennis Hopper, Gary Oldman and David Bowie as Andy Warhol. And I’ve also been wrong before about movies about artists as Howl was a good flick. So what could go wrong?

Man, was this one boring slog of a film; it manages to be even worse than Jack the Reaper. This movie is what I would call a “shit-film” a term reserved for movies like Dead Poets Society and American History X. I’m of the opinion that while schlock films such as Jack the Reaper are bad they are nowhere near as bad as terrible films that are pretentious. This is because that a film that is wretched yet tries to pass itself off as something deep and relevant is far more insulting and tiresome to watch than something like Plan 9 From Outerspace which never tries to fool or manipulate the audience into thinking it’s something more than what it actually is. And Basquiat belongs in this esteemed category for it tries to pass on dreadful artist cliches as “deep” and apply them to the life of Basquiat as reason for us, the audience, to be compelled by him. But the problem is that Jean Michel Basquiat, played by Jeffrey Wright, is nothing more than a cipher and the audience never gets a deeper understanding of the artist outside of the typical, pain-by-numbers, tropes. He is homeless, he gets famous, he is frustrated and disappointed, he does drugs, he does art, he rides around New York on a bike, and then he dies at the stupidly young age of 27, and that’s it. And yet the film really tries to tell us that this man is interesting, but the way the movie depicts him he’s not; all we get is surface-level emotionality and no reason to be interested in this character. This movie stinks.

The movie starts-off with a trite scene during the opening credits where a young Basquiat and his mother looks at Pablo Picasso’s Guernica. His mother begins weeping but stops and smiles when a crown glows on Basquiat’s head. This scene is made triter when this is revealed to be a dream and Basquiat is older and wakes up in a cardboard box in the park. The problem with this, other than the heavy-handed symbolism, is the fact that this is really the only explanation for Basquiat’s behavior and motives. Yet, his relationship with Picasso (or artistic aspirations) and his relationship with his mother is hardly referenced again. Instead Basquiat does drugs or whatever. There are some scenes that mention his mother and early on he visits his mother who has been committed, but these are very brief and don’t seem to matter. Again, everything is just surface-level. We are merely told things instead of offered ways to understand the character more. Basquiat also mumbles somethings to his best friend Benny (Benicio Del Toro) about fame and there is his reaction on seeing Andy Warhol (who, by the way, is played well and even humorously by David Bowie) as well as some of his aspirations to his girlfriend Gina (Claire Forlani.) But all these attempts are weak in trying to paint Basquiat as being more than a one-dimensional drug addict, artist-poser. We get no reason as to why he does art nor do we are shown the passion he has for it. There are also a couple of voice-overs done by Rene Ricard (Michael Wincott) that attempt to comment on the struggle of the artist and society. These voice-overs could have possibly served information as to why Basquiat was the way he was but there’s still a disconnect. At least they offer some reasoning behind Basquiat’s fame, mainly that people want to be the ones to recognize the Van Gogh of their times as well as the attraction to the suffering young artist, even if such observations seem obvious.

Another issue is the unbelievable relationship between Basquiat and Gina. They first meet at the diner Gina works at as a waitress. When Basquiat first sees her there is slow-motion applied (because how else is the audience supposed to know of his attraction?) She inspires Basquiat to be a total dick and dump the maple syrup on his table and start using his fingers to make a painting of her in the puddle. Gina smiles at this even though, what basically happened, was that a creepy homeless man with bad dredlocks just made a mess that she’s going to have to clean-up. As the relationship continues he moves in with her and, probably because he’s stoned out of his mind, decides to paint on her paintings and paint over her dress. She wakes up and is rightfully distressed and angered by this but then Basquiat somehow calms her down and she smiles. Oh Basquiat! And later on, Gina finds Basquiat unconscious from an overdose, and even later starts to suspect Basquiat of cheating on her. There is absolutely no reason why this woman would be with this drug-addled loser. How the hell are we supposed to believe in such a relationship? I mean, yeah, there are people who enter into destructive relationships but we’re given no reason as to why she would stay. Maybe it’s because she’s attracted to someone who is as unique and free-spirited as this guy with stupid hair? Afterwards, when Basquiat is famous and hanging out with his new buddy Andy Warhol, he mistakes another woman for Gina and then decides to meet up with her at a fancy restaurant. Since then they have broken-up. They have a boring conversation about how she’s moved-on and how he further realizes that fame ain’t what it’s all cracked-up to be. We’re obvious supposed to be sympathetic toward Basquiat in this scene yet, from what we saw of their relationship, we simply have no reason to. It also doesn’t help that they’re sitting by a table full of rich guys that are staring and pointing at Basquiat. He is dismayed by this but tells the waiter to put their bill on his tab. He then goes into the bathroom to check out the sores on his face. This scene might even be worse than the first one because it tries to show Basquiat’s downward spiral in such a heavy-handed way as we get his ex-girlfriend, the stereotyped rich guys conveniently placed there for the scene and the sores.

Another way that the audience is failed into caring for Basquiat is when he finds out about Andy’s death. He is affected by this and watches home movies of him and Andy as Tom Waits plays in the background. Do I even need to tell you that this is also heavy-handed? It also doesn’t help the fact that it’s completely unwarranted considering that we barely got anything of Basquiat’s relationship with Andy Warhol other than that they hung-out. Oh, wait, Basquiat did tell Andy Warhol that he was “the only friend that he had.” Ah, so I guess they were friends! I forgot to mention that Andy Warhol, earlier in the film, tells Basquiat that he had two ducks growing-up after he’s reminded by this when watching a guy selling toy ducks. Can you guess what Basquiat was doing before finding out about Warhol’s death? I’ll give you a hint: it’s he was buying two toy ducks from that very same guy. Fuck this movie. I mean the only reason why he bought those ducks was to set-up that faux-symbolism. Ugh.

The best scene in the movie is between Basquiat and an interviewer played by Christopher Walken. This is the closest we get to getting into the thoughts of Basquiat as he describes his crummy paintings and his familial relationships. One might be able to infer from this scene that Basquiat knew that he was a hack and was fully aware that he was being exploited or that he was exploiting the art world. But there’s really know reason present in the movie as to why we should give a fuck about this guy.

I could talk about the end where Basquiat hilariously stumbles around the city as if he has a turd in his pants, and where his friend Benny finds him and Basquiat begins talking about a dumb story that is supposed to be a parallel to his, but I don’t feel like it. I think I’ve given you enough evidence to support my thesis, that Basquiat lies within the exclusive realm of “shit-films” or “shit-movies.” I guess it’s fitting considering that Basquiat was one of the ultimate peddlers of shit-art and an inspiration for countless others to comment on mainstream society’s oppression by sticking a brush between their buttocks. It’s appropriate that a movie about his life be a total turd as well. Because fuck convention.

Of course, it’s entirely possible to make a good movie out of the life of Basquiat despite his being terrible at art. Basquiat had opportunities to make a greater commentary on the artist as well as how society receives art. Director Schnabel could have made this into a satire about the art world. Hell, you could have just made a movie about Basquiat snorting coke and it would have been good if done right. This review went on far longer than I anticipated but there was just so much shittiness in this movie to distill and, I assure, there’s much more, but I don’t think it would be necessary to pour it all here. You get the point. This movie is pointless, offering nothing and wasting a good cast and money that could have been spent on worthier pursuits, like booze. All I wanted was to watch a nice, critically-acclaimed film that would make up for the brain cells lost watching Shadow People, but now I just feel worse about myself thanks to this useless turd. A Warhol-esque ten hour film of a man pleasuring himself would have been a more insightful piece on Jean Michel Basquiat and his art than this dumb, dull slog.

Donny and I Try Looking at a Statue of Sonny Bono


It almost seems to have been placed here
On its own and holds still while reality glides
Around it. Beauty glows within you from it
And holds.

But now the morning is grayed
And I can only see brilliant chapels
Swallowed by the eventual
Burst of the sun, Mona Lisa crumbling
And becoming unseen. These images
Bloom from this statue’s now
Oxidized face.

And there was the creator staring
At the statue’s golden face and promised
Refuge from the fading.


Jesus, calm down, it’s just a statue.


You’re right Jim, it’s just a statue
That cannot truly fulfill its promise
Of eternity.


. . .

Michael Ashley’s Auntie Doreen

When Because We’re Poets asked us to introduce a poet it didn’t take me long to think of a few, but the one I’m introducing today is Michael Ashley. I’ve read and commented on other poems he’s written and posted on Poetry Circle, but it wasn’t until his poem Auntie Doreen where I was truly aware of his talents as a writer (that was also the same day where I discovered Aprille, another excellent poet whose work deserves more attention.) So with Michael’s permission here’s Auntie Doreen:


her laugh is a warm pair of arms
wrapped tight around my waist,
in the waiting room
every face is the shape of a bluebell,
every smile as precious as bright
yellow crocus tips
pushing their way, gently through snow.


there’s a heart as big as any tumour
thumping hard against the cage,
the jangling bones hold everything in,
and then there’s the eyes
fading away with each priceless blink,
slowly retracting to sleep,
to peace, and finally to silence.


at your funeral the children spoke
they said, “she’s in a better place”
light falls softly through the stained glass
across the furrows above the vicar’s eyes,
and I wonder about this better place
what colour the walls would be,
how a window would swing open
a large oak bench in the centre,
the yellow eyes of Lilies scattering their pollen
upon the whiteness of a table cloth.

The first thing that stood out to me was how this poem treats its subject matter. Usually poems about the death of a loved one are rather banal and melodramatic, but Auntie Doreen is far greater than most poems of the same subject matter. This is because the writing never falls into bathos; there are a number of places where the poem could have easily fallen into triteness but not here. The first two lines aren’t exactly cliches but they almost seem common and could have been written by others in other poems. This is the first place where Michael could have turned this into poem into common schlock but instead we get “in the waiting room” and four lines of strong images that are not only memorable but tell you more information about the titular figure of the poem. We get how Auntie Doreen affects everyone including the speaker (who I’m guessing is a child) and how she manages to bring comfort to everyone despite her presumed illness. I’m not one to tout the “show, don’t tell” approach to writing for there are cases where telling can be just as, or even more effective than showing, but in this case we are shown the kind of person Auntie Doreen is in just a few lines that also manage to contain good imagery. Any other poem would have created a list or stuffed description down the throat of the reader, but not here. The flower imagery, also, is not forced here and is not banal.

I think I might have told Michael that the second stanza was the best, but after rereading I realize that it is probably the weakest as it lacks the strong moments and breadth of information we get in the rest of the poem but it still serves as a good transition between the waiting room and funeral scene. The first two lines in S2 are almost a bit trite, but aren’t that bad, just weak compared to the rest of the poem. But we then get: “fading away with each priceless blink, / slowly retracting to sleep, / to peace, and finally to silence.” These lines are fantastic and contain a nice music. Notice how it says to peace instead of to silence. The switching of the words makes it more interesting for the reader and encourages the reader to think more about what is actually being said.

S3 is also great. We get some good lines such as: “light falls softly through the stained glass / across the furrows above the vicar’s eyes,” and the last line is utterly fantastic. Instead of getting pounded over the head we get a nice image and a great scene of what the speaker imagines what the afterlife might be like for Auntie Doreen. I’ve read a number of poems like this one and I’ve probably even read one or two with similar scenes in the same sequence, but none were executed as well as this. Instead, it reminds me more of Robert Frost whose poems contain a nice music and tone that carries you along with the poem.

The Dangers of Writing

I worry about the husky gentleman
that shot Lennon, not because I fear
he’ll come after me, but because he might
be reading this poem. Some bad ideas
are planted by words–their meanings
irrelevant to a brain saturated
by mania and lust. Yet, I still worry
that my innocent verse might form the fuel
for some catastrophic force.

But what if
nothing occurs? This poem could enter
for a moment and leave forever, only imparting
a few more minutes filled, or it could be fuel
for a warmer Wednesday evening, leaving
the body more content and the mind
unaltered. . . Somehow, the husky gentleman
has gotten smaller.


Written for We Write Poems Prompt #169: Dangerous Poems.

Also shared this on IGWRT’s Open Link Monday.